When I look at my bank account.
When the interviewer told me how much money she was offering.
When I show up too early (and too hungover) for an interview, and they tell me to “take a look around” while I wait.
When my friends ask if I’ve found a new job yet.
When I get a call back for a second interview.
When my boss asked me to come to her apartment before I went to the office, and answered the door mostly naked.
When someone asks if I want to get Pollo Rico for lunch.
When an application asks about my personal interests.
When my boss pulls me aside to discuss my “attitude”.
When I discovered my coworker and I share the same office crush.